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How Many Dogs Does It Take…

…to change a lightbulb (taken from Cats Clicker Training Yahoo Group)

GOLDEN RETRIEVER
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid light bulb.

BORDER COLLIE
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

DACHSHUND
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER
Make me.

LABRADOR
Oh me, me!!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I please?

GERMAN SHEPHERD
I’ll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to verify that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation

TIBETIAN TERRIER
Let the Border Collie do it.  You can feed me while he’s busy

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
No prob, Dude.  I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it for me.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL
Why change it?  In the dark I can pee on the carpet.

DOBERMAN
While it is dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER
Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

CHIHUAHUA
Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.

POINTER
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.

GREYHOUND
It isn’t moving

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD
First I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. . . .

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG
Light bulb?  I’m sorry I don’t see a light bulb.  Did one burn out?

HOUND
ZZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z.z.z

THE CAT
Dogs do not change light bulbs.  People do.  The question is how long will it be before I can expect some light in here?

All of which proves, once again that while dogs have owners, cats have staff.

January 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm Leave a comment


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